1. NO DNA test needed. The way my twins eat. They are certainly my sons. If you know you know how I can eat. Wait wait, my grocery bill now, BUT MY GROCERY WHEN THEY ARE TEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WINNING!! Real men love food!!
2. The twins will throw a fit if you do not walk in the house and let them play with the broom and Swiffer mop. WINNING!!
3. Anytime the twins see a window they will throw a fit until you give them a wipe to clean it. That is alright, their paws dirty any and every window!! KAREN stop looking at me watching my 2-year old twins clean Ruth’s Chris Steak House windows. WINNING!!
4. The twins insist that every light is on when they come into a room and it must be off when leaving. Save that electricity!! Winning!!
5. Potty training is funny. The twins must flush and wave bye bye to poop or pee. WINNING!! Now if they could teach their mother to remember and do the same.
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