Without a doubt the twins have an incredible amount of personality and act extremely independent. Hence the title PI. The PI Twins!! Without further ado here are 5 findings that I hope will make you smile!!
1. Sometimes I like to live dangerously by putting ketchup on the twins’ dinner plate without asking where they would like it first. And YES, Karen it is the low sugar ketchup so $%^& off.
2. I have successfully trained my kids. Each time they fart, or I fart, both adamantly exclaim “momma farted.” This might be the pinnacle of toddlerhood! We all three get to pass gas freely and blame the mothership!! What is better verse teaching a great life skill and embarrassing my wife?
3. Have children so that one day they both sit on your lap, tell you they love you, stroke your face, and pull your beard hair!!!!!
4. Driving after you have kids is 70% driving and 30% throwing snacks at your kids!!
5. Excuse me I am late, had to wait for my twin toddlers to go through the 5 stages of grief putting on a pair their own pair of pants!!
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