Today is national hot sauce day!! A staple in our house. It is spicy and goes on an array of foods. Both of you already enjoy spicy treats and you both undoubtedly spice up your mom and I’s life each day. Thank you!!
1. I just exclaimed, “1, 2, 3 dad is hot lava!” and the twins ran away, leaving me to watch sports-center in peace. Pretty sure it should be on the top plays of the day.
2. Twins: Daddy can we have bite?
Me: mouth full of cheesecake: It’s too spicy you won’t like it.
3. You know you are truly in the dad-club when you are required to show the pictures in the book you are reading to all the dinosaur figurines in the room.
4. Twins on the Echo: Bubba and I found dad wrestling mom and she was naked.
Voice on Echo: (laughing hysterically) Oh really. Good for your dad he got lucky
Twins: Lucky Dad. Lucky Dad.
Me (from another room): Mom is that you? (Thank God it was my mother)
5. Graffiti art, just kidding it's just the twins trying to squeeze out toothpaste. I'm pretty sure they just squeeze it directly on the bathroom counter and then rub their teeth on it.
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