A son thanks his father for giving him life. But a father like me thanks his twins for making his life extra special. Thanks for everything, my boys!!
1. When people ask us if we are going to have more kids I just laugh. Do you want to listen to the same 3 @#$%^&*. songs all day? If I ever hear Laurie Berkner songs again after this stage I will punch whoever plays them.
2. I wish someone would invent a way to make french fries that are found under your kids' car seats delicious again.
3. Top reasons my twins walk up to me: I have food, they are tired of walking, they have poop. Parenting is so worth it!
4. Pretty Crazy my 2yo twins can expertly maneuver an iPhone when it is left laying out. Yet, they still ask for help putting on shoes.
5. Markenting (v.)
The act of raising twins while having fun, being far from perfect, and at least once a day thinking of throwing them out of a moving car but the other trillion times full of love, laughter, and joy outweighs it all.
Boys I love you! Thank you for year 2!
Hey you took #2 from me lol Seriously though no fry left behind