Dad will be home after all this weekend!! I was going to surprise Gram Gram in Missouri after watching the Dawgs play at Mizzou, however it has been postponed. Boys Christmas is around the corner. One of my favorite times of the year. A time when as a family we get to help others who might be need. A time I will soon enough teach you that there is no Sant Claus. Heading into kindergarten you will be the kids who know this, so at no point in time in elementary school will you be the chumps crying when finding out. A time you will understand that is Jesus Birthday and the importance of finding joy in giving. A time you learn how to become a good gift donor. It has always baffled me how men are bad at gifting especially toward females. We spend the majority of life chasing girlfriends, thinking of them, and spending ample time with them. Everyday I study your mom, and never once have I had any issue picking out gifts for her. Don’t be a lazy husband or bad gift giver, especially to your sweetheart. In the meantime, keep suppling all of us with subliminal findings throughout the week.
1. You know how we put out the set of good dishes when company comes over? Is it possible to have a set of good kids to put out as well? Asking for parents everywhere.
2. Me: *hiding under our bed* are the monsters gone
Wife: *sigh* yes, the twins are asleep. Gosh you are dramatic.
Me: Appears out from under the bed naked!!!!!!!! Got ya!!!!!!!
3. Welcome to parenthood!!! The windows in your car will never be clean again.
4. Left my kids alone in the bathtub for literally 20 seconds only to find half the water gone on the floor, one of them eating potty treats on the counter and the other hanging from the shower curtain rod. Parenting is Fun!!
5. The most exciting thing about having twins is never knowing when they will decide to leap onto your body unexpectedly and hit your family jewels.
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