As school and work accelerate for all of us in our household we cling to the verse LOOK TO THE LORD AND HIS STRENGTH; SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS.” - 1 CHRONICLES 16:11. My prayer for our twins is that they find all their strength, confidence, and identity in the Lord.
1. As the title suggest it is all about the P. THERE is PEE everywhere people. Teaching them to aim is an art. They have yet to perfect a masterpiece when painting aka urinating into a toilet!
2. It is all about the penis! They find it to be fascinating. Fascinating to touch, look at, and ask about the P!!
3. Right now, 50% of my parenting is uttering “Can you please just [INSERT LITERALLY ANY ACTION] keep your clothes on.”
4. Pretty sure the twins learn that you can spray pee anywhere from MOM. This week I walked into the kitchen and found what I thought was pee all over the floor, on bottom cabinets, and the trash can. NOPE! It was just water from MOM washing her hands and wiping them off as she walked to the trash can. People how can you have a paper towel drying off the water and make such a mess? Beyond me.
5. Let's get married and have kids so instead of going on a date you can chase twins around the house trying to put batman underwear on them while they grab the P before it begins to spray like a water hose. Oh, Karen stop rolling your eyes until you have twin boys and understand the reality that it is all about the P!!
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