5 FRIDAY FINDINGS: Shut up and read it!
Hope Week 6 of the pandemic treated you well. Friday is a special day! The last working day of the week (for most of us), and the beginning of a fun-filled weekend. It is the day when we all let go of the seriousness of our daily schedule and get ready to experience all the fun that lies ahead in the upcoming weekend. Now let’s have a look at 5 Friday Findings that come courtesy of my twins normally but my lovely wife has entered the equation!!!
1. My wife has never been a chef, cook, or "aware" in the kicthen. I know I know it is sad, luckily this southern gentleman learned from his momma. With that said, Monday my wife tried 3 times to microwave popcorn as a snack for the boys. Burned it all 3 times. Let me repeat this, 3 times. The Fire Department showed up Ya'll.
2. We will use the number 2 for finding two becuase those of you with 1 toddler (don't take it personal) have it EASY! You are unable to say 2 kids run in opposite directions or 2 poop diapers at once or 2 screaming chidlren for goldfish, 2 kids to buckle in and out of a truck, 50 pounds of love to carry up the stairs . However, you also do not get 2 kisses, 2 hugs, 2 smiles and laughter! So don't mind if I stand over here and laugh at your struggles!
3. All of a sudden my children are like owning a parrot. They just repeat whatever we say. Even when you cover them up in their cage they will randomly blurt out phrases. My wife and I will be minding our own business and hear a "Go Dawgs" coming from the cage. At least they know, at least they know Ya'll!
4. Get your pen and paper. Here is the most updated stock market advice you can recieve! Go gobble up boars head turkey pepperoni, Al Fresco chicken bacon, blueberry-strawberry-and pear farms, Jiffy peanut butter, and Triscuit wheat thins. My twins are keeping these more than afloat. Get it while it's hot!
5. Not ready to admit this, they almost outsmarted.... They know how to pick up their toys and throw them back in the toy box. This week I said ok it’s time to pick up your toys (normally before going outside or eating). Both proceeded to grab 1 toy and head downstairs to play outside or eat all of my food I BOUGHT! Chumps. Guess what? Dad threw every toy out of the toy box and counted them. OK there are 50 toys out, both of you pick up 25.
HA, who is winning now? My kids are still working on it. Meanwhile I have had a haircut and 2 glasses of wine. Boom!
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