"What do you call a cow with a twitch?” ~ Beef jerky

"How do you put a flower in the friend zone?" "You tell it, 'You’re my best bud.'"

The thing that I miss the most now my mom has ascended to our eternal home with the Lord is how ecstatic she always was to hear my voice...

What do biologists wear to work on Casual Fridays? ~ Genes.

Why did man smear peanut butter all over the highway? ~ To make the traffic jam better #twinsforthewin #5FridayFinds #twiniversity

Charlotte if you were a Spotify playlist, I’d put you on repeat and never hit skip!!

What do you call a slow skier? ~ Slopepoke!!

What is corn’s favorite holiday? New Ear's Day!!

Friday- You are the Sriracha to my bland cafeteria food!!

Friday- on a roll like butter!!

Hello world trick-shot day!! Have you ever heard of World Trick Shot Day? It’s an electrifying celebration that takes place on the first...

Turkey & Touchdowns this Fri-yay!!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my week Friday, I’d have a galaxy!!

Friday if you were a scented candle, you’d be called milk & cookies!!

Happy Birthday Mom!!

Friday making a broken arm seem like something of the past!!

“ Friday are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everything else disappears.”

BBQ: the only time it is ok to play with your meat in public

Beauty is not an end goal but a way of doing life